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Mum Demotivational Poster

YOUR MUM'S SO FAT - Even Dora can't explore her

TAGS: mum humour
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jonny and Dan

thatonechick - June 17, 2009, 11:25 am
That cake looks delicious though.
TheBritishGuy - May 29, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yo momma so fat I ran round her twice and got lost.
LogicDude - May 26, 2009, 9:59 am
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old

BONDAGE - The Egyptians Took It Too Far. ... I Think?

TAGS: b****** mummies egypt
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:21 pm
Odd, I don't remember making this one? But it has less then three, so I must have made this. Lol!
Derek - February 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
[mumble mumble]... saaaaafeword


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk

NOT ANOTHER... - Bad HairDay!

TAGS: mumar gadaffi uprising libya hair
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by showmeone

GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 6:05 pm
Woof. For some very strange reason, I see this jerk and think of Michael Jackson...

Geriatric Rockers -

KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...

TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.

DIGNITY - $6.55/Hr can buy a lot of it

TAGS: dignity minimum wage
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by holly9000

LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 8:49 am
But people already point at my car when I drive by and call it the "Wienermobile"...you mean that's not the same?

Archeologist’s fantasy -

TAGS: mummys i d like to find
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Oldsod - December 7, 2014, 6:20 pm
This is where being History Guy kinda sucks...bad flashback to a quip Clinton made about a South American mummy...5 dusty lions.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 6:19 pm
Some of the best jokes have been around a looong time! I've always enjoyed that one! Glad I made you laugh!
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 6:03 pm
‘crack open a cold one’.....now THAT’S funny
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:33 pm
O that's siiiick--choking on coffee laughing! Necrophilia, crack open a cold one! She's also a really cheap date!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:42 pm
Never before slipped into a Freudian. But his pic... I think I went there. 5l


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